Under the Apple Tree

Geek Guy and Decadent Housewife have been sitting together under the apple tree for twenty-five years now. We celebrated this past week by getting away - just the two of us - enjoying a long meandering country drive. We stopped to walk along a very pretty riverbank and shoreline and took some photos and then went out to dinner for a lovely meal. That's when Buff called.
"Where are you?...I need a ride...I'm hungry...what are you doing?...I forgot my lunch today...I have no money...we have badminton tonight...aren't you going?...I want to come home...I can't find Fun...how long are you going to be?...I love you." Sigh.