Stuff on My Kitchen Table

Before I could put the muffins to cool, I had to clear the junk off the table. This is what I found.

1. One mouth guard. (He has football practice tonight. Hope it isn’t important.)
2. One pair of gym shorts. He has Birdie Ball tonight(that’s Decadent for badminton). Hope this isn't important.
   
3. Yes, siree…folks, it’s Violinist’s cell phone. (He’s forgetful.)
   
4. a landline phone
   
5. an envelope
   
6. and I think the grey thing with wires coming from it might be a voltage meter. It’s part of Geek Guy’s stuff. He’s been outside under a car hood. I think he used it for that.
   
7. And a library book about digital photography, which because I'm a techie ditz, Geek Guy brought home for me to read in my spare time.
   

Perhaps now would be a good as time as any to explain that we’ve been married almost twenty-five years and Geek Guy is still trying to help me in the techie department. Give him points for that.